This Christmas, Let's Bring Back Red Onesie Pajamas (With The Butt-Flap)
How many of you can picture the classic red, perhaps flannel, pajama onesie with the butt flap? You’ve either seen one in a cartoon - probably on Elmer Fudd - or you’ve owned one in real life. And if the latter, I’m jealous.
They’re just iconic. I want one. Must have butt flap.
I’ve got the buffalo plaid trapper hat with the ear flaps - no joke - so I’m halfway there. I think this Fall/Winter will be the season for me to manifest my full-on Lumber-jill vibes and get me my butt flap onesie.
Will I go pee in the woods in it? Maybe. Might just Netflix and chill, while enjoying all the perks of ventilation options.
What’s that Santa? They’re on backorder at the North Pole and I must settle on the new Apple Watch instead? If I must, if I must.
If anyone out there spots one drop me a comment below and let me know where I can scoop mine.